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Ring in the New Year with an evening filled with laughter courtesy of Alonzo Bodden! There's no better place to welcome 2025 than right here at Helium!

10:30 PM Show includes party favors and a champagne toast at midnight!

Couples Package includes:

- 2 tickets to the show
- Prime booth seating in the showroom
- 1 Bottle of Champagne OR Wine
- 1 Dessert

A regular panel member on NPR’s Wait Wait...Don’t Tell Me, Alonzo Bodden has been making audiences around the country laugh for close to 30 years. Alonzo starred in his fourth stand-up special, Heavy Lightweight, which premiered exclusively on Amazon Prime Video. His first big comedy break came when he was on the “New Faces of Comedy” showcase at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, but it was as the season three winner of NBCʼs Last Comic Standing, where Alonzo was first introduced to America. Since then, he has starred in two comedy specials for Showtime: Historically Incorrect and Who’s Paying Attention. He had a comedy special entitled “Stupid Don’t Get Tired” with Helium Comedy Studios. He’s also made appearances on CBS’ Ghosts, ABC’s Dr. Ken and Fresh Off the Boat and Californication. Movie credits include Bringing Down The House, Scary Movie 4 and The Onion Movie Talk shows, Dr. Phil, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Comedy Central's The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore. A car and motorcycle aficionado, Bodden hosted Speed Channel’s 101 Cars You Must Drive and has joined Jay Leno for several off-road trips on his CNBC series Leno’s Garage. He was also a field correspondent on Animal Nation with Anthony Anderson, and a contributor on the Science Channel’s How to Build Everything. Alonzo released his fifth comedy CD titled Man Overboard. Alonzo has been performing on Jazz Cruises and hosted the Capital Jazz Festival. His comedy riffs have been compared to jazz solos by some the greatest jazz artists from Marcus Miller to Robert Glasper to Dee Dee Bridgewater.

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Known For: "Ride Along," "Think Like a Man" & "Daddy Daycare"

With accolades like 'Black America’s Favorite White Comedian' and the only white comic to ever host BET's "Comic View," it's an understatement to say Gary Owen is beloved by the African-American community. Owen has an upbeat, devil-may-care attitude, and he fills his act with marriage and family antics, as well as the simple differences between the races.

Career Highlights: Star of "The Gary Owen Show;" recurring appearances in "House of Payne;" roles in "Rebound, "College," "Hillbilly Highway," "Get Hard," and "Meet the Blacks;" a headliner on "Martin Lawrence Presents: 1st Amendment Stand-Up" and was named "Funniest Serviceman In America."

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Gareth Reynolds is an internationally touring stand-up comedian whose brilliantly clever quips perfectly offset Dave Anthony’s hilarious snark on their smash-hit podcast "The Dollop." Gareth has written for "Arrested Development," and previous to that he wrote on Comedy Central's "Idiotsitter" and NETFLIX's "Flaked."

Originally hailing from the sweet streets of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Gareth moved to Los Angeles and starred in NBC’s "The Real Wedding Crashers," which was as creatively stimulating as it was successful. Through that show he began producing and writing his own material, eventually making shows at Comedy Central, The Travel Channel, and MTV. He also has a cat named Jose.

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See the best local comics at our FREE Open Mic Night! 20+ comics performing live every week!

Admission is FREE with purchase of two-menu items! The Open Mics starting at 8:30PM will be in The Garage! 

Interested in performing? CLICK HERE

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Hans Kim is a regular on Kill Tony and has opened up for Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe. Hans Kim is a big player on the social networking scene, where he has amassed over a hundred friends. Hans Kim is strong both physically and emotionally. He was voted the 3rd most improved indie one-liner comic in North Austin, June 2016.

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Kerwin Claiborne has just begun his own comedy production called “Thees W@#$ Folks Crazy” which has sold out every venue thus far. Some of the venues that have sold out are The Joke Joint Comedy Club (Houston), Hyenas Comedy Club (Dallas), The Comedy Zone (Charlotte), Looney Bin (Little Rock), Uptown Comedy Club (Atlanta) Chuckles House of Comedy (Memphis) and The Comedy Club of Jacksonville, just to name a few. Kerwin’s hard work and eager approach to his craft have successfully launched him to stardom. His internet personalities, such as Ms. Mary, Uncle Leroy and Miss Keisha have made it easy for everyday people to relate. Kerwin Claiborne is ready to introduce himself and his many internet characters to the world.

Kerwin hails from a small Mississippi town called Pattison. Growing up, his influences were the likes of Martin Lawrence, Jamie Foxx, and Tyler Perry. For years, Kerwin has watched and studied nothing but the best, all the while perfecting his timing and delivery in various comedy clubs around the country. He used his unbelievable work ethic along with his wit to produce his own videos derived from everyday people he knows. Videos that just happened to go viral on a daily basis. To date, Kerwin has over 1 million social media followers.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Kerwin Claiborne show.

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The Chicago Comedic Sensation Prince T-Dub, born June 28 1991 raised in the south side of Chicago, is a comedic force to be reckoned with. Known for his quick punchlines, unique perspective, and infectious laughter,

Prince T-Dub has gained the hearts of audiences all over the country with his hilarious performances in movies, TV shows, stage plays, and more.

With a career spanning over a decade, Prince T-Dub has established himself as a versatile entertainer, making waves in various entertainment mediums. His comedic talent has landed him roles in blockbuster movies, where he's shared the screen with Hollywood A-listers and left audiences in stitches with his impeccable comedic timing.

In addition to his success in movies, Prince T-Dub has also made a name for himself in television, earning guest appearances on popular sitcoms and late-night shows. He's even been featured on the album of legendary rapper Snoop Dogg, adding his comedic flair to the music world.

But it doesn't stop there for Prince T-Dub. He's also had the honor of being featured on a Showtime special alongside the queen of comedy herself, Monique. His unique blend of humor, relatability, and larger-than-life personality has earned him critical acclaim and a dedicated fanbase.

Now, Prince T-Dub is gearing up to take his comedy on the road, bringing his side-splitting jokes, infectious energy, and unparalleled stage presence to nationwide audiences. With his magnetic personality and unwavering dedication to his craft, Prince T-Dub is to become a household name in the comedy world.

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When Arnez J takes the stage, there’s no topic that’s taboo or off limits. The former host of BET’s “Comic View” is known for ripping on anything and everything, from race to relationships to that crazy uncle of yours who thinks he can dance. Arnez’s infectious energy and hilarious bits have been featured on “Def Comedy Jam” and “The Mo’Nique Show,” and his most recent special, “Racially Motivated,” is currently on Netflix.

Career Highlights: Comedy special "Normal Behavior;" appearances on "Conan" and "Real Husbands of Hollywood;" and contestant on "America's Got Talent: The Champions."

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Originally from St. Petersburg, Florida & currently based in Atlanta, Calimar is a hilarious standup comic, actor, influencer & business owner. Most known for his real-life videos that often go viral, he has taken the world by storm via his company OCDA where he confronts managers in the workplace with real complaints submitted by their fellow employees. His digital footprint continues to rapidly increase with over 890K followers on TikTok and over 270K on Instagram.

He has shared the stage with A-list comedians such as Mike Epps, 85 South (DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean), DeRay Davis, Lavell Crawford, Michael Blackson & others, and is now headlining his own comedy shows across the country.

He has a hit viral song on Worldstar titled “Never Do S#!T” at Work” and most recently guest starred in T.I.’s sequel to Da Partments (Da Partments 2).

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Learn the fundamentals of performing stand-up comedy at our one-day intensive workshop!

Seasoned instructors will cover everything from the basics of joke writing and proper joke structure to performing your conceptualized ideas on stage! Don’t miss this all-day workshop that will answer your burning questions about comedy, provide you with insights into making a career out of your passion, and a whole lot more!

January 25th workshop runs from 2 - 5 PM!

PLUS All attendees will receive $100 off our next Stand-up course!*

*Not valid with any other discounts

Zoltan Kaszas is an award-winning stand-up comedian known for his sharp, observational humor and love of cats. Born in Hungary, Zoltan and his mother immigrated to the United States in 1991, first settling in Pittsburgh before moving to the trailer parks of San Diego.  

Kaszas, who The Atlantic called a “breakout star,” has been featured on several SiriusXM comedy channels, Laughs on Fox, commercials from Manscaped, Netflix Is a Joke radio & festival, has had hit Dry Bar comedy specials “Cat Jokes” and “Average Intelligence,” as well as headlined comedy clubs and theaters across the country. He won the Seattle International Comedy competition, a month-long event held in Washington state. Kaszas also rocked first place gigs at the San Diego Comedy Festival, San Diego’s Funniest Person contest and the Rockstar Energy Drink Comedy Throwdown plus spent a month in Edinburgh, Scotland at the Fringe Festival. However, it was Kaszas’ riff on why cats are better than dogs that quickly went viral, racking up over 68 million views on Facebook. The video traveled the globe, even landing in The Guardian’s (UK) as one of the “ten funniest things I’ve seen on the Internet.”  

Sharing the stage with well-known comedians such as Bert Kreischer, Mark Normand, and Taylor Tomlinson - who called him “the funniest, most prolific comic alive” - only raised his game. Kaszas has must-see comedy specials on YouTube: Modern Male, White Lies and his most recent, Honorary Jones. His ability to take relatable experiences and turn them into hilarious stories has earned him both critical acclaim and a loyal following. Whether on tour, or online, Zoltan Kaszas continues to charm audiences with his unforgettable, relevant, and smart brand of comedy.

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Benny Feldman is a stand-up comedian based out of New York City, who Patton Oswalt calls “an amazing joke writer, and an even better joke deliverer.” He recently performed his hour, "Butterfly Pavilion," to a sold-out audience at the Kennedy Center. He performed on Comedy Central’s Stand-up Featuring series for 2023. He's gone viral many times across many different platforms, with millions of views on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, and Reddit. Feldman was named one of the New Faces at the 2022 Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. Feldman is known for his one-liners and for performing with Tourette’s syndrome, which he was interviewed about on Tosh.0 on Comedy Central. Originally from Philadelphia, Feldman was a finalist in the 2019 “Philly’s Phunniest” competition.

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Aside from his contributions in entertainment including, 11 hit albums, multiple Grammy’s, Billboard BET and American Music Awards, countless blockbuster movies and top-rated television shows including, ATL, VH-1’s T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle, American Gangster and Marvel’s Antman, to name a few, Tip “T.I.” Harris has made an indelible mark on the world of business. He is an artist, entrepreneur and activist who has amassed a business empire to include a record label (Grand Hustle), A film/TV production company (Grand Hustle Films), a 10+ year old clothing line (Akoo, Hustle Gang), a real estate holdings company, non-profit organization (Us or Else), owner/founder of Trap Music Museum, co-owner of Bankhead Seafood, owner of Super Sound Studios, investor and much more.

Harris served on the Mayor of Atlanta’s Transition Team, where he focused on policy and legislation; and currently serves on the Reimagining Atlanta Task Force, aimed at creating restorative practices and a community-driven approach to addressing incarceration. He has been recognized as a thought leader at the United States Capitol and during the Operation Hope and Forbes Magazine business conferences. His community focus is around driving economic mobility and equity in vulnerable, underserved communities. Harris was also awarded the first-ever “Voice of the Culture” award by ASCAP and is the host of a new #1 rated podcast, expediTIously with Tip “T.I.” Harris. Never one to rest on his laurels, he is in the process of launching new business partnerships and growing his brands.

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With about a million social media followers Damon Darling has over 18million page likes on TikTok alone for his drive thru pranks and standup comedy clips! He has opened for some of the biggest names and is now headlining his own tour and selling out shows! Mixing jokes with his true life stories and crowd working the audience off the top of the head makes Damon Darling an exciting and very entertainingly funny comedian to watch!

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Kam Patterson is a comedian from Orlando who is quickly gaining recognition for his sharp, high-energy sets and effortless crowd work. His comedy career started at just 10 years old when performing his debut set at his grandmother’s 50th birthday. Kam’s natural charisma and unique, upbeat humor most recently landed him a regular slot on the extremely popular KILL TONY show. He’s a rising star in the stand-up world and a frequent performer at the Comedy Mothership club in Austin, along with many other comedy venues in Austin and across the country.

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Dustin Nickerson is an in-demand, on the rise, Seattle native comic now suffering in Southern California. In 2020 he released his debut comedy special "Overwhelmed," which is currently one of the highest rated specials on Amazon Prime Video. In addition, he’s been featured on Comedy Central and Netflix by Kevin Hart, as well as FOX, the Grand Ole Opry’s Circle Network, Hulu, and can regularly be heard on Sirius Radio XM. Online, his stand-up clips and jokes have received tens of millions of views and his podcast, "Don’t Make Me Come Back There,) has over a million downloads.

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Tyler Fischer is an actor, stand-up comedian, and viral content creator based in NYC. He has performed stand-up on America's Got Talent, been a guest star on NBC's Chicago Med, TV Land's YOUNGER and STARTUP on Netflix. Tyler is known for his viral content with over 200 million views on his online videos. He was named “The Best New Impressionist” by the New York Times and “NY’s Funniest Comedian” at the NY Comedy Festival. He has been on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and co-starred alongside Gina Carano in the movie Terror on the Prairie on The Daily Wire. Tyler is a regular at the Comedy Cellar and is currently touring his stand-up comedy around the country!

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Join us for a live, advice-ish podcast experience. Hosted by Meredith, from That’s Inappropriate and Tiffany, from Juggling the Jenkins. With over 12 Million combined social followers Meredith and Tiffany bring humor and sanity to chaos everyone experiences but struggle to talk about. With their odd-couple style, Meredith bluntly shares it like it is while Tiffany’s anxiety drives her to worry about robot birds and the impending apocalypse. They share their different takes on marriage, Motherhood, and everything in-between. They are not professional anything, so any advice we give, you can take or leave because it may be crap. Come see them live on this podcast tour and you may find yourself as part of the episode. Regardless you will find your people!

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Jordan Jensen started comedy in upstate NY before moving to Nashville TN, where she spent a year working for clubs and taking her comedy on the road in her pickup truck. Jordan now co hosts the podcast "Bein' Ian with Jordan" with comedian Ian Fidance and her first half hour special, presented by GaS Digital Media, is available on her YouTube channel. Most recently, Jordan was featured on Vulture’s “The Comedians You Should and Will Know in 2023”.

Jordan’s stand-up has been featured on "The Late Late Show with James Corden", “Comedy Central Features” and “Don’t Tell Comedy”. In 2021, Jordan was named the first female comic to win “NY’s Funniest Stand Up” at the NY Comedy Festival. She now lives in Brooklyn NY and is a regular at the renowned Comedy Cellar. Her comedy consists of tales of her bizarre upbringing, highly unconventional family, and filterless confessions of her time on this filthy planet.

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Join well-loved Psychic Medium Travis Holp for an evening of hope, healing, and joy as he delivers messages from loved ones in spirit. Travis is known for his accurate, compassionate, and evidential messages. During this special event, he will deliver messages to audience members, connecting this world to the world beyond our physical senses.

This will be an evening to remember!

While not everyone will receive a message, all who attend will benefit from attending this incredible evening.

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Your Barely Famous host, Kail Lowry, is bringing you the most real, raw, and uncomfortable conversations with guests you'd never expect! With exes, friends, celebrities, TikTokers, and everyone in between, things will definitely get weird. It's a side of Kail you've never heard before! No topic is off limits.

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Known For: "Last Comic Standing" & "Louder with Crowder"

Dave Landau is an open book when it comes to his demons, which is one of the many ways he turns the "everyman's comic" persona on its head. A recovering alcoholic/addict turned family man, Landau tells tales of his life, family, and sobriety with such ease that you can't help but relate to him. And just when you relate, he twists the story further, creating a uproariously funny performance.

Career Highlights: Appearances in "This Is Not Happening," "Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue," "Gotham Comedy Live" and "The Bob & Tom Show"

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South Carolina native, stand-up comedian, and funeral director Shuler King knew he was destined to be an entertainer at an early age. Comedy may be his passion but he doesn't want to let his chosen profession affect his family's funeral business, so he works there when he's not touring. He's had videos go viral worldwide making it clear that the future is very bright for this talented comic.

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Gianmarco Soresi is a New York based stand-up comedian, actor, and creator known for his sharp societal observation and spry, energetic stage presence. Gianmarco effortlessly commands a room with his animated style, blending upbeat candor with dark comedic beats — which has garnered him critical acclaim from NPR, Esquire, The Atlantic, Buzzfeed, ABC News, and many more. He’s performed stand-up on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, Don’t Tell, The Real Housewives of New York, and was selected as a JFL New Face in 2022. He can be seen in the multi-comic standup series on Netflix called “Verified Standup” which debuted on the platform on November 28, 2023. Gianmarco has also acted in Billy Crystal's Here Today, Netflix’s Bonding, Hustlers, The Last OG, and is the host of the popular podcast “The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi.”

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Alabama native, Waffle House enthusiast and stand-up comedian Derrick Stroup is not your average slow-talking Southerner. With the cadence of an angry auctioneer, he locks people in with his detailed stories and over-the-top energy. Since moving to Denver in 2015, Derrick has become a regular headliner at the world-famous Comedy Works along with headlining clubs all across the country.

In 2023, Derrick appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and was named a New Face at JFL Montreal. In 2024, Derrick shot his first special for Comedy Central.

Derrick continues to tour alongside national headliners Bert Kreischer, Larry the Cable Guy, John Crist, and Nate Bargatze.

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Michael Colyar is a multi-talented, actor, comedian, and author. Michael is no stranger to work as he is still packing out shows in major cities night after night. His wit, charm, and unique sense of style has been captivating audiences since the 80’s. Michael consistently performed every weekend — 5 shows a day on Venice Beach — and was rightfully dubbed the “King of Venice Beach” while performing 9 years straight.

His fans can’t get enough of him. “He’s real,” “down to earth,” “a giver,” they say. Michael’s philanthropic legacy extends beyond his $100K win from "Star Search" of which he gave 50% to the homeless. Today, Michael still finds the time to share laughter with those in need in shelters, rehabilitation centers, schools, and military bases.

Michael Colyar is best known for his starring roles in "Black-ish," "House Party III," "Norbit," "The Princess & The Frog," and his role as Mr. Whitaker on the hit television series “Martin.”

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Author, columnist, and comedian Steve Hofstetter is often called the hardest working man in show-business. With all due respect to the late James Brown.

Hofstetter's national TV debut came on ESPN's Quite Frankly, where Stephen A. Smith yelled at him for three minutes. Hofstetter has also appeared on CBS' "Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson", Showtime's "White Boyz in the Hood", VH1's "Countdown", Sundance's "On the Road in America", and ABC's "Barbara Walter's Special", where he thankfully did not cry. He is the host and executive producer of "Laughs" on Fox networks, where he only cries occasionally.

One of the top booked acts on the college circuit, the original writer for collegehumor.com has also released six albums. Hofstetter has written humor columns for the New York Times, SportsIllustrated.com, and NHL.com, where he publicly admitted to being a Ranger fan.

After hosting Four Quotas on Sirius Satellite Radio for two seasons, Hofstetter moved to broadcast radio, and his Sports Minute (Or So) was syndicated on over 170 stations and in over 30 newspapers. Hofstetter's second live comedy album ("Cure For the Cable Guy") reached #20 on Billboard's comedy charts. His third album ("Dark Side of the Room") was the first ever pay-what-you-want" comedy album, since people were going to steal it anyway. His fourth album consisted of an hour of 100% ad-libbed material, which is, frankly, nuts. And his fifth album hit #1 on iTunes' comedy charts, which is also a bit nuts.

Hofstetter's brutal tour schedule consists of over 100 colleges and dozens of clubs every year, and is fueled by an immense online popularity, tons of press, and a Prius with great gas mileage. He reached 200,000 friends on Facebook (still the world record), 400,000 more on MySpace, and high shelves in grocery stores.

While Hofstetter's live shows are routinely sold out, he is best known for his writing, first published at age 15, mainly to impress girls. At 18, he co-founded "Sports Jerk of the Week", an irreverent website featured by press like USA Today's Baseball Weekly, Sports Illustrated and CNN. And at 20, Hofstetter took a year off of school to head up web content for the New York Yankees. The Yankees won the World Series that year, which would have been wonderful if they hadn't beaten Hofstetter's Mets. Yes, he's also a Mets fan. Poor kid.

While an undergraduate at Columbia University, Hofstetter was a well-read columnist for the Columbia Daily Spectator and a voice of the Lions. After a summer writing for Maxim, ESPN, and Sports Illustrated for Kids, Hofstetter syndicated his column in several newspapers.

Without his glasses, Hofstetter also looks a great deal like Michael Rappaport.

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Don’t look to Shannon Middleton to offer wisdom or unlock your potential. She’s here for one thing: to make you laugh, even if it’s at her own expense. South Carolina college drop out, Shannon moved to Nashville 10 years ago and hit the ground running. Known for her unhinged storytelling and top-charting comedy podcast with over 5 million downloads, no topic is off limits. Come drink and giggle, and keep up if you can. Her debut stand up tour, Pray For Me, is coming to a city near you.

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